Cross-browser testing is a serious business and it needs more fun, so I hired a comedian to write original one-liner jokes for Browserling. Here are a dozen more new, original web developer jokes.

Did you miss the first blog post about webdev jokes? Here it is: New, Original Web Developer Jokes.

  • While humans have to pay for each drink at the bar, a web browser is able to just open a tab.
  • Internet Explorer goes shopping. An employee asks, "Do you need help?" Internet Explorer responds, "No. Just browsing".
  • The best guys to be in a relationship with are web designers because understand that to make something great, it takes time to develop.
  • A web developer's house is usually stuffy because when the house isn't in use, they close the windows.
  • A web developer can make a mobile home look like a mansion simply because they know it's all about the layout.
  • An empty Internet browser is an automatic omission of guilt.
  • Did you know, Google Chrome's logo is the son of the kid's electronic game, Simon.
  • The best Presidential candidate would be a web developer because they have to make things work on different platforms.
  • My grandma never got to experience the Internet, not because she was too old, but because she used Internet Explorer.
  • A web developer left a restaurant before ordering because he hated the menus. They were foldouts and he prefers dropdowns.
  • You'll never see a web developer driving a fancy, shinny, car. Sure, they like the polished look, but hate buffering.
  • Internet Explorer does a great job of downloading Chrome.

This blog post is a cross-post of More Web Developer Jokes from Browserling's Cross-Browser Testing Blog.

Have fun and until next time!

Comments

keyur Permalink
September 20, 2015, 04:49

:) :) Very Funny. Trying to convert into Posters. :)

September 21, 2015, 00:09

Thanks. That's exactly what I'll do!

September 21, 2015, 03:07

First comment here, though I've been following along since the bash one-liners series. The first series of jokes was lovely; this one is great too, except for one:

"Never argue with women. They speak in code. Never argue with a programmer, or they won't write your code."

I've very surprised to find sexist undertones in a post on this blog :( Sexism and gender discrimination are a big problem in our industry, and such jokes do not make the situation better. We should fight those nasty stereotypes, not encourage them.

September 24, 2015, 18:46

Hi Cl, you're completely right. I'm really sorry about that, this is a complete oversight on my part. I've had the joke removed and will be more careful moving forward. Thank you for your comment, please let me know if there is anything else I can do.

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