leech access - coming at you (leech axss - comin at choo)Continuing my Friday geek music series, I am presenting to you a very geeky hip-hop song about downloading pirated stuff, such as music, software and movies (so called "warez") off the net.

The song is originally written by guys calling themselves Leech Axss and it's called "Leech Axss - Coming@Choo".

This song is NSFW - not suitable for work, as it contains explicit language! Though, you can listen to it on your headphones. :)

As I mentioned in my first geek music post, I'll not just post the song, but also provide a little insight into the song.

This song is about a lamer trying to gain leech access to some guy's warez ftp server. Usually, an access to a site with hundreds of gigabytes of warez, with no intentions to upload any new content, is called "leech access". It's every beginner's dream to have leech access to any server. Unfortunately, if you are not already well respected, you can't just have leech access. To have an access, you must provide some value to the site. For example, you must upload some 0day stuff. Digital content is called 0day if it gets distributed on warez servers before it actually gets released by the company.

The lamer in this song is suggested to use his real email address as a password for the ftp (note that anonymous ftp access usually asks for an email as a password). Being totally lame, he provides his real email, gets sent trojans and viruses, gets mail bombed and his machine finally gets owned.

Download this song: catonmat.net/ftp/leech-axss_coming-at-choo.mp3

Download lyrics (not censored): catonmat.net/ftp/leech-axss_coming-at-choo_lyrics.txt

Here are the lyrics (I censored the explicit language, see the 'download lyrics' link above for uncensored version):

where is my snare? i have no snare in my headphones oh, there's my snare in my audio warez folder, ho ho ho ho ho leech axss, leech axss, leech, leech axss freebsd is da s**t to me linux, stick it up in your a**, you get me you came to f**k with me in the irc that i didn't give you access to my ftp little dood, with a f**kin' +v in your nick you might as well be sucking my motherf**kin' d**k message of the day says that you are lame so prevent the pain and get a dc j leech axss, ain't no dude to f**k with leech axss, ain't no dude to chat with 'cause i'm downloading chicks-with-d**s.avi and i'm loadin' edonkey my windows swap file yo yo yo, where's your 0day you ain't got no 0day, because you're gay because you are afraid and so easy to break make it easy to take over you pc and f**k it up straight refrain: leech axss is comin' at you, your box is mine in minute or two your firewalls are tumbling down, leeching all the 0day that is found dvs in you mp3s, you gotta fear my leet-o skillz comin' inside the megabytes, leech axss you just can't fight leech axss, leech axss, leech, leech axss ho ho ho ho ho just put your e-mail in the password-box now i've got your info, b***h, thanks a lot i'ma send you a motherf**king e-mail bomb dos your isp, dada dam da dam trojan horses and viruses are coming at you gold-sex is the site where you gonna re-route meanwhile i hax and gonna gain the root "f**k you" is message before you reboot whoops, did i open your cd-drive? whoops, did i f**king read your mind? two thousand messages in your icq and your soundcard just lost the irq these are the wicked ways of leech axss i am leet - you're nothing but your daddy's ball sweat check me in my channel, as me operate and get more net sex than my n****r, bill gates refrain: leech axss is comin' at you, your box is mine in minute or two your firewalls are tumbling down, leeching all the 0day that is found dvs in you mp3s, you gotta fear my leet-o skillz comin' inside the megabytes, leech axss you just cant fight leech axss is comin' at you, your box is mine in minute or two your firewalls are tumbling down, leeching all the 0day that is found dvs in you mp3s, you gotta fear my leet-o skillz comin' inside the megabytes, leech axss you just can't fight ctrl + alt + del

Download Leech Access is Coming at You Song

Download this song: catonmat.net/ftp/leech-axss_coming-at-choo.mp3

Download lyrics (not censored): catonmat.net/ftp/leech-axss_coming-at-choo_lyrics.txt

Have fun and until next geeky Friday!