Musical Geek Friday #17: Hax That Fsck

I am hacking your box!

I think that's:

I met my share of lamers, I've got some spleen
Zero-bit ?? is like Commander Keen

Hi Roman. This is quite possible. I don't have anything better so I'll put your version up. :) Thanks!

Wow! Love this song!!

Just a couple of suggestion on the lyrics, could it be "thousand mp3s in the court" and "Zero entropy is like commander keen" ?

I think i got another piece of the lyric ... "Apple in my eye and a Panther in my pants"

Rigongia, heey, thanks for the corrections! I am going up update the post now. :)

Though the last word there definitely sounds like "tank" not "pants".

The first line is :
Hax that f**k, root that box

As in getting into a linux server as the root account

After to listening to this for five years (yes, it came out in '05), I've finally ironed out the lyrics.

Teraflops was an interesting find. Read about it here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FLOPS

It goes like this:

Hax that fuck, move that box
Exploit a hole in a Firefox
Haxing is about breaking in, not fame
Whoever you be haxing is all the same

Crack that code, buffer overflow
Alt-F4 makes a lamer go
Hax that Gibson and CIA
Sell your soul to the zero da-aa-ay

As you well know, I net sex with beauty creatures
And you net sex with the federal agents
You bruteforce the password of gay.com
Knock-knock, it's the feds and the bubba is on

Right to remain silent like my box in ice
Perfect source code, never write it twice
Better go figure it out before you talk to a fed
It's a feeling very close to a blue screen of death

A monkey Steve Jobs intriguing with Bill Gates
Not a day goes by without fucking up server blades
Apple in my eye and a panther in my tank
I bought an itunes they're like tri-hand wank

Still in the game but before I went away
Nerdies want my wishes and they want my zero day
Better behave you geeks, and I load the latest patch
The one that cycle is Christina Aguilera's snatch

Hax that fuck, move that box
Exploit a hole in the Firefox
Haxing is about breaking in, not fame
Whoever you be haxing is all the same

Crack that code, buffer overflow
Alt-F4 makes a lamer go
Hax that Gibson and CIA
Sell your soul to the zero da-aa-ay

I read b0w and b0g
I sport AMD and fucking RISC
I am not like you, I never disrespect my box
Mindstorming your motherfucking Mozilla leanfox

What's under the hood, I've got a few teraflops
Thousand degrees in the core
Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot
Check my benchmark, you skinny retard

[Hshhha] loves a key generator
If it's not 0day, don't seed it later
I met my share of lamers, I've got some spleen
Zero entropy is like Commander Keen

I've been in hax of yours and to haxifice
I've seen in AVIs of transvestites
I'm haxing my way out of the paper bag
Authentic AMD in my fucking dew rag

Hax that fuck, move that box
Exploit a hole in the Firefox
Haxing is about breaking in, not fame
Whoever you be haxing is all the same

Crack that code, buffer overflow
Alt-F4 makes a lamer go
Hax that Gibson and CIA
Sell your soul to the zero da-aa-ay

Hax that fuck, move that box
Exploit a hole in the Firefox
Haxing is about breaking in, not fame
Whoever you be haxing is all the same

Crack that code, buffer overflow
Alt-F4 makes a lamer go
Hax that Gibson and CIA
Sell your soul to the zero da-aa-ay

Peace, Love, and Linux!

This is awesome, thanks so much for putting the full lyrics here. I never figured it out myself! (Even though I listen to the song pretty often.)

"Not a day goes by without fucking up server blades" was a hard line to 'decode' haha. I wish he/they would come out with more songs. I'm not denying that "Lemon Party is nice, but I don't wanna wait another 3 years for another song. But I will if I *have* to I guess. :P

Same here, can't wait for a new song!

I guess you're right. Let's wait for 2012 for their next song to come out. :)