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Don’t Copy That Floppy

I have found some new geek songs to post on my Musical Geek Friday. This week it's a song called Hax That Fsck. It's a hip-hop/rap song about a hacker getting owned by FBI and his adventures in hacking Gibson and CIA.

The song is written by Finnish band called "Leech Axss". This is their second geek song that I have posted on Musical Geek Friday. See "Leech Access is Coming at You".

I had problems with understanding some parts of the song. I put "(???)" in the lyrics where I was not sure what was being said. I'd appreciate if someone helped me figure it out the correct lyrics!

The song is strongly NSFW, be sure to put your headphones on before listening at work.

[audio:http://www.catonmat.net/download/leech_axss-hax_that_fuck.mp3]

Download this song: hax that fsck (musical geek friday #17)
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Here is the lyrics (I censored the explicit language, see the 'download lyrics' link above for uncensored version):

Hax that f**k, move that box
Exploit a hole in a FireFox
Haxing is about breaking in, not fame
Whoever you be haxing is all the same

Crack that code, buffer overflow
Alt-F4 makes a lamer go
Hax that Gibson and CIA
Sell your soul to the zero da-aa-ay

As you well know, I net sex with duty creatures (???)
I now have sex with the federal agents
You bruteforce the password of gay.com
Knock, knock, it's the feds and the bubba is on

Right to remain silent like my box in ice
Perfect source code, never write it twice
Better go figure it out before you talk to a fed
It's a feeling very close to a blue screen of death

A monkey Steve Jobs intringing with Bill Gates
That ain't gonna tway with the fscking absura blades (????)
Apple in my eye and a panther in my tank
I bought an itunes that are like tri-hand ****

Still in the game but before I went away
Nerdies want my wishes and they want my zero days
But behave you geeks, and I won't go latest patch
The one that cycle is Christina Aguilera snatch

Hax that f**k, move that box
Exploit a hole in the FireFox
Haxing is about breaking in, not fame
Whoever you be haxing is all the same

Crack that code, buffer overflow
Alt-F4 makes a lamer go
Hax that Gibson and CIA
Sell your soul to the zero da-aa-ay

I read b0w and b0g
I sport AMD and fscking RISC
I am not like you, I never disrespect my box
Points to stolen motherf*****g Mozilla leanfox

What's under the hood, I've got future of jobs
Thousand mp3s in the court
Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot
Check my benchmark, you skinny retard

[Hshhha] loves a key generator
If it's not 0day, don't seed it later
I met my share of lamers, I've got some spleen
Zero entropy is like Commander Keen

I've been in hax of yours and to haxifice
I've seen in the eyes which drugsterize (???)
I'm haxing my way out of the paper bag
Authenticating g in my f*****g ... (???)

Hax that f**k, move that box
Exploit a hole in the FireFox
Haxing is about breaking in, not fame
Whoever you be haxing is all the same

Crack that code, buffer overflow
Alt-F4 makes a lamer go
Hack that Gibbson and CIA
Sell your soul to the zero da-aa-ay

Hax that fsck, move that box
Exploit a hole in the FireFox
Haxing is about breaking in, not fame
Whoever you be haxing is all the same

Crack that code, buffer overflow
Alt-F4 makes a lamer go
Hax that Gibson and CIA
Sell your soul to the zero da-aa-ay

Download "Hax That Fsck" Song

Download this song: hax that fsck (musical geek friday #17)
Downloaded: 63464 times

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Click to listen:
[audio:http://www.catonmat.net/download/leech_axss-hax_that_fuck.mp3]

Have fun and until next geeky Friday! :)

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Comments

f00li5h Permalink
February 06, 2009, 16:56

I am hacking your box!

Roman Permalink
February 10, 2009, 21:19

I think that's:

I met my share of lamers, I've got some spleen
Zero-bit ?? is like Commander Keen

February 11, 2009, 01:33

Hi Roman. This is quite possible. I don't have anything better so I'll put your version up. :) Thanks!

July 19, 2009, 17:31

Wow! Love this song!!

Rigongia Permalink
October 29, 2009, 15:40

Just a couple of suggestion on the lyrics, could it be "thousand mp3s in the court" and "Zero entropy is like commander keen" ?

Rigongia Permalink
November 13, 2009, 21:50

I think i got another piece of the lyric ... "Apple in my eye and a Panther in my pants"

November 13, 2009, 21:51

Rigongia, heey, thanks for the corrections! I am going up update the post now. :)

Though the last word there definitely sounds like "tank" not "pants".

Zen_Silence Permalink
January 26, 2010, 20:11

The first line is :
Hax that f**k, root that box

As in getting into a linux server as the root account

Ravebox Permalink
August 12, 2010, 02:12

After to listening to this for five years (yes, it came out in '05), I've finally ironed out the lyrics.

Teraflops was an interesting find. Read about it here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FLOPS

It goes like this:

Hax that fuck, move that box
Exploit a hole in a Firefox
Haxing is about breaking in, not fame
Whoever you be haxing is all the same

Crack that code, buffer overflow
Alt-F4 makes a lamer go
Hax that Gibson and CIA
Sell your soul to the zero da-aa-ay

As you well know, I net sex with beauty creatures
And you net sex with the federal agents
You bruteforce the password of gay.com
Knock-knock, it's the feds and the bubba is on

Right to remain silent like my box in ice
Perfect source code, never write it twice
Better go figure it out before you talk to a fed
It's a feeling very close to a blue screen of death

A monkey Steve Jobs intriguing with Bill Gates
Not a day goes by without fucking up server blades
Apple in my eye and a panther in my tank
I bought an itunes they're like tri-hand wank

Still in the game but before I went away
Nerdies want my wishes and they want my zero day
Better behave you geeks, and I load the latest patch
The one that cycle is Christina Aguilera's snatch

Hax that fuck, move that box
Exploit a hole in the Firefox
Haxing is about breaking in, not fame
Whoever you be haxing is all the same

Crack that code, buffer overflow
Alt-F4 makes a lamer go
Hax that Gibson and CIA
Sell your soul to the zero da-aa-ay

I read b0w and b0g
I sport AMD and fucking RISC
I am not like you, I never disrespect my box
Mindstorming your motherfucking Mozilla leanfox

What's under the hood, I've got a few teraflops
Thousand degrees in the core
Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot
Check my benchmark, you skinny retard

[Hshhha] loves a key generator
If it's not 0day, don't seed it later
I met my share of lamers, I've got some spleen
Zero entropy is like Commander Keen

I've been in hax of yours and to haxifice
I've seen in AVIs of transvestites
I'm haxing my way out of the paper bag
Authentic AMD in my fucking dew rag

Hax that fuck, move that box
Exploit a hole in the Firefox
Haxing is about breaking in, not fame
Whoever you be haxing is all the same

Crack that code, buffer overflow
Alt-F4 makes a lamer go
Hax that Gibson and CIA
Sell your soul to the zero da-aa-ay

Hax that fuck, move that box
Exploit a hole in the Firefox
Haxing is about breaking in, not fame
Whoever you be haxing is all the same

Crack that code, buffer overflow
Alt-F4 makes a lamer go
Hax that Gibson and CIA
Sell your soul to the zero da-aa-ay

Peace, Love, and Linux!

August 12, 2010, 02:34

This is awesome, thanks so much for putting the full lyrics here. I never figured it out myself! (Even though I listen to the song pretty often.)

Ravebox Permalink
August 13, 2010, 00:22

"Not a day goes by without fucking up server blades" was a hard line to 'decode' haha. I wish he/they would come out with more songs. I'm not denying that "Lemon Party is nice, but I don't wanna wait another 3 years for another song. But I will if I *have* to I guess. :P

August 13, 2010, 03:04

Same here, can't wait for a new song!

I guess you're right. Let's wait for 2012 for their next song to come out. :)

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