I just had this idea to illustrate popular computer quotes for Browserling's nerd comic. I asked my illustrator to do it and here's what we made.

There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX.
We do not believe this to be a coincidence.

Quote by Jeremy S. Anderson and Steve Aukstakalnis.

BSD Daemon used with permission. (www.mckusick.com/copyright.html)

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code
will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.

Quote by John F. Woods.

Computer science is no more about computers than
astronomy is about telescopes.

Quote by Edsger W. Dijkstra.

Lisp isn't a language, it's a building material.

Quote by Alan Kay.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Quote by Pablo Picasso.

Bonus quotes:

Give me the command line and I shall move the world.

Quote by modern day Archimedes.

The three great virtues of a programmer are
laziness, impatience, and hubris.

Quote by Larry Wall.

See you next time!

At Browserling we're building a network of online tools websites. Each site in the network focuses on one and only one tool category. Each tool does one and only one thing. The first three websites in the network are Online CSV Tools, which is all about working with Comma Separated Values files, Online JSON Tools, which is all about working with JSON data, Online XML Tools, which is all about working with XML documents.

Now we're releasing the fourth site.

The fourth site in our network is Online String Tools. Online String Tools is a collection of simple, free and easy to use string manipulation utilities. There are no ads, popups or other garbage. Just string utilities that work in your browser. Load a string and instantly get result.

There will be over 100 tools in this site. So far we've added 40 and it's time to release. We love to release early and often. We'll be adding the remaining tools over next few months.


www.onlineSTRINGtools.com

Here's a list of all string tools so far:

Here are upcoming string tools that we'll be adding over the next few months:

  • Join Strings
  • Replace Multiple Strings
  • Randomize String's Case
  • Invert String's Case
  • Title-case a String
  • Capitalize Words in a String
  • Center a String
  • Right-align a String
  • Left-pad a String
  • Right-pad a String
  • Justify a String
  • Format a Multi-line String
  • Find Number of Letters in a String
  • Find Number of Words in a String
  • Find Number of Lines in a String
  • Find Number of Paragraphs in a String
  • Sort Words in a String
  • Sort Numeric Strings
  • String Frequency Analysis
  • Number Lines in a Multi-line String
  • Add a Prefix to Strings
  • Add a Suffix to Strings
  • Shuffle Words in a String
  • Extract Regex Matches
  • Extract Emails from a String
  • Extract URLs from a String
  • Extract Numbers from a String
  • Generate String Statistics
  • Convert a String to Punycode
  • Convert Punycode to a String
  • Base32-encode a String
  • Base32-decode a String
  • Base58-encode a String
  • Base58-decode a String
  • Base85-encode a String
  • Base85-decode a String
  • UTF8-encode a String
  • UTF8-decode a String
  • UTF16-encode a String
  • UTF16-decode a String
  • UTF32-encode a String
  • UTF32-decode a String
  • IDN-encode a String
  • IDN-decode a String
  • Uuencode a String
  • Uudecode a String
  • Xxencode a String
  • Xxdecode a String
  • HTML-strip a String
  • Convert Spaces to Tabs
  • Convert Tabs to Spaces
  • Convert Spaces to Newlines
  • Convert Newlines to Spaces
  • Remove Accent Characters from a String
  • Remove Duplicate Spaces from a String
  • Remove String Punctuation
  • Printf a String
  • Diff Two Strings
  • Find Levenshtein Distance Between Two Strings
  • Rewrite a String
  • Generate a Zalgo String
  • Generate String Typos
  • Grep a Multi-line String
  • Head a Multi-line String
  • Tail a Multi-line String
  • And more!

The next few sites are onlineRANDOMtools (now live!), onlineIMAGEtools, onlineYAMLtools, onlineTSVtools, onlinePDFtools, onlineBROWSERtools, onlineCRYPTOtools, and then 25 more.

If you like what I'm doing you can subscribe to my blog and/or follow me on twitter and/or follow browserling on twitter and/or do nothing.

See you next time!

At Browserling we're building a network of online tools websites. Each site in the network focuses on one and only one tool category. Each tool does one and only one thing. The first two websites in the network are Online CSV Tools for working with CSV (Comma Separated Values) files and Online JSON Tools for working with JSON data structures.

Now we just finished the third site.

The third site in our network is Online XML Tools. Online XML Tools is a collection of simple, free and easy to use XML utilities. There are no ads, popups or other garbage. Just XML utilities that work in your browser. Load XML and instantly get result.


www.onlineXMLtools.com

Here's a list of all XML tools on this website:

Here are upcoming XML tools that we'll be adding to this site:

  • Syntax Highlight XML
  • Display XML Document Statistics
  • Compare Two XML Files

The next few sites are onlineSTRINGtools (now live!) with hundreds of tiny string utilities. Then onlineRANDOMtools (now live!) for generating random data, then onlineIMAGEtools, onlineYAMLtools, onlineTSVtools, onlinePDFtools, onlineBROWSERtools, onlineCRYPTOtools, and then 30 more sites over the next 3 years.

If you like what I'm doing you can subscribe to my blog and/or follow me on twitter and/or follow browserling on twitter and/or do nothing.

See you next time!

At Browserling we're building a network of online tools websites. Each site in the network focuses on one and only one tool category. Each tool does one and only one thing. The first website in the network is Online CSV Tools, which is all about working with Comma Separated Values data.

Now we just finished the second site.

The second site in our network is Online JSON Tools. Online JSON Tools is a collection of simple, free and easy to use JSON utilities. There are no ads, popups or other garbage. Just JSON utilities that work in your browser. Load JSON and instantly get result.


www.onlineJSONtools.com

Here's a list of all JSON tools on this website:

Here are upcoming JSON tools that we'll be adding to this site:

  • Syntax Highlight JSON
  • Flatten JSON
  • Convert JSON to Base64
  • Convert JSON to a HTML Table
  • Convert JSON to a LaTeX Table
  • Display JSON Object Statistics

The next few sites are onlineXMLtools.com (now live!), onlineSTRINGtools.com (now live!), onlineRANDOMtools (now live!), onlineYAMLtools, onlineTSVtools, onlinePDFtools, onlineIMAGEtools, onlineBROWSERtools, onlineCRYPTOtools and then 20 more.

If you like what I'm doing you can subscribe to my blog and/or follow me on twitter and/or follow browserling on twitter and/or do nothing.

See you next time!

Over the last few years I created a few dozen secret coupon codes for Browserling and I hid them all over the Internet. It's super fun when people find them. Not only do they sometimes use them but I also get free backlinks.

See you next time!