Continuing my Friday geek music series, I am presenting to you a very geeky hip-hop song about downloading pirated stuff, such as music, software and movies (so called “warez“) off the net.

The song is originally written by guys calling themselves Leech Axss and it’s called “Leech Axss - Coming@Choo“.

This song is NSFW - not suitable for work, as it contains explicit language! Though, you can listen to it on your headphones. :)

As I mentioned in my first geek music post, I’ll not just post the song, but also provide a little insight into the song.

This song is about a lamer trying to gain leech access to some guy’s warez ftp server. Usually, an access to a site with hundreds of gigabytes of warez, with no intentions to upload any new content, is called “leech access“. It’s every beginner’s dream to have leech access to any server. Unfortunately, if you are not already well respected, you can’t just have leech access. To have an access, you must provide some value to the site. For example, you must upload some 0day stuff. Digital content is called 0day if it gets distributed on warez servers before it actually gets released by the company.

The lamer in this song is suggested to use his real email address as a password for the ftp (note that anonymous ftp access usually asks for an email as a password). Being totally lame, he provides his real email, gets sent trojans and viruses, gets mail bombed and his machine finally gets owned.

Download this song: leech axss - coming at you.mp3 (musical geek friday #2)
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Download lyrics (not censored): leech axss - coming at you lyrics (musical geek friday #2)
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Here is the lyrics (I censored the explicit language, see the ‘download lyrics’ link above for uncensored version):

where is my snare?
i have no snare in my headphones
oh, there’s my snare
in my audio warez folder, ho ho ho ho ho

leech axss, leech axss, leech, leech axss

freebsd is da s**t to me
linux, stick it up in your a**, you get me
you came to f**k with me in the irc
that i didn’t give you access to my ftp
little dood, with a f**kin’ +v in your nick
you might as well be sucking my motherf**kin’ d**k
message of the day says that you are lame
so prevent the pain and get a dc j
leech axss, ain’t no dude to f**k with
leech axss, ain’t no dude to chat with
’cause i’m downloading chicks-with-d**s.avi
and i’m loadin’ edonkey my windows swap file
yo yo yo, where’s your 0day
you ain’t got no 0day, because you’re gay
because you are afraid and so easy to break
make it easy to take over you pc and f**k it up straight

refrain:
leech axss is comin’ at you, your box is mine in minute or two
your firewalls are tumbling down, leeching all the 0day that is found
dvs in you mp3s, you gotta fear my leet-o skillz
comin’ inside the megabytes, leech axss you just can’t fight

leech axss, leech axss, leech, leech axss ho ho ho ho ho

just put your e-mail in the password-box
now i’ve got your info, b***h, thanks a lot
i’ma send you a motherf**king e-mail bomb
dos your isp, dada dam da dam
trojan horses and viruses are coming at you
gold-sex is the site where you gonna re-route
meanwhile i hax and gonna gain the root
“f**k you” is message before you reboot
whoops, did i open your cd-drive?
whoops, did i f**king read your mind?
two thousand messages in your icq
and your soundcard just lost the irq
these are the wicked ways of leech axss
i am leet - you’re nothing but your daddy’s ball sweat
check me in my channel, as me operate
and get more net sex than my n****r, bill gates

refrain:
leech axss is comin’ at you, your box is mine in minute or two
your firewalls are tumbling down, leeching all the 0day that is found
dvs in you mp3s, you gotta fear my leet-o skillz
comin’ inside the megabytes, leech axss you just cant fight

leech axss is comin’ at you, your box is mine in minute or two
your firewalls are tumbling down, leeching all the 0day that is found
dvs in you mp3s, you gotta fear my leet-o skillz
comin’ inside the megabytes, leech axss you just can’t fight

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I looked through my mp3 collection and found some really geeky and funny songs. I thought, why not add a little more fun to my blog! The songs are really geeky and my readers might like them.

I’ll be posting a song each Friday until I run out of songs (I have 6 songs at the moment, and maybe I find some more). I’ll also try to add some comments, what it is about, in case someone has not enough geekiness to understand it :)

I urge you to subscribe to my feed to get notified about all the upcoming geek music automatically! :)

The first song I present to you, as the title suggests, is about cryptography. Particularly about a cracker trying to defeat a 56 bit and 128 bit symmetric key algorithms, such as DES or RC4, used in secure online communications. Note that 56 bit symmetric keys are no longer recommended as they can be broken in no time with special hardware and modern computers.

Song’s title is “Crypto” and as I found out, it is a parody of Banana Boat Song by Harry Belafonte.

Download this song: crypt-o.mp3 (musical geek friday #1)
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Download lyrics: crypt-o lyrics (musical geek friday #1)
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Unfortunately, I could not find the author of this parody. In case you know, please tell me in the comments, so I can give proper credits.

Here is the lyrics:

Crypto
It’s in Crypto
Crypto come and the crook go home

Safe?
Is it safe?
It’s all safe
Pretty safe
It’s okay
It’s okay-o
Cracker come but he won’t break code

World get small when the internet come
Online come and we shop from home
Download the software ’till the morning’s done
Daylight come and me hard drive full
Punch in my credit card order me a dancer
Dancer come and me g-string go
Come Mr. Businessman join in the bonanza
Shopper come and the overhead’s low

56 bit key is a great big bunch
Crypto come and the crook go home
128 bit even harder to crunch
Cracker try but he just grow old

Crypto,
It’s in Crypto
Crypto come and the cash can flow

Safe?
Is it safe?
It’s all safe
Pretty safe
It’s okay
It’s okay-o

Crypto come and the crook get boned